Redundant Meeting 5 Agenda

9:00 AM - Arrival and Panic

• Arrive at the conference room, frantically check for snacks and coffee.
• Realize that the snacks are indeed there, but the coffee is decaf.

9:15 AM - Introduction and Apologies

• Acknowledge that you're late, again.
• Apologize for last week's email chain.

9:30 AM - Agenda Review

• Reread the agenda for the 10th time.
• Realize that you've forgotten what you're doing here.

Action Items

10:00 AM - Coffee Break

• Stare blankly at the coffee machine.
• Wonder why it's not making any noise.

Adjourning (or not)

10:30 AM - Adjourning (or not)

• Decide whether to actually end the meeting.
• Realize that you've run out of things to talk about.

Debriefing

11:00 AM - Debriefing

• Discuss how the meeting went wrong.
• Make promises to do better next time.

11:30 AM - Departure and Regret

• Leave the conference room, still feeling unaccomplished.
• Wonder why you even came.