Counter Snack Rebuttal 2: The Meeting to End All Meetings

Welcome to Counter Snack Rebuttal 2, where the only thing more abundant than meetings is the amount of time you'll spend arguing about snacks.

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM: "Snack Selection Committee" - A meeting to decide the most important decision of the year: what flavor of granola bar to serve at the next meeting.
• 10:30 AM: "Productivity Hacks" - A session to discuss ways to make the meeting more productive, by making more meetings.
• 12:00 PM: "Lunch Break" - A meeting to discuss where to get lunch, because clearly, the best use of your time is deciding where to get food.

Hyperlinks:

• Adjournment: Because sometimes you just can't even.
• Counter Snack Rebuttal 1: The Meeting That Started It All
• Committee Meeting Rebuttal 1: The Snack Edition