MTG-5: The Meeting to End All Meetings

Because who needs human connection and productivity?

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Today's meeting is being held in the most uncomfortable conference room on the 4th floor.

Objective: To discuss the importance of pointless small talk.

Agenda:

Attendees:

Notes:

The meeting began with a 5-minute introduction by the CEO, which was promptly met with 4 minutes of silence.

The coffee machine was declared "in good working order" despite 3 of its 5 buttons being broken.

The weather was deemed "too cold" and everyone agreed to turn up their thermostats.