MTG-5: The Meeting to End All Meetings
Because who needs human connection and productivity?
Example 1 | Example 3Today's meeting is being held in the most uncomfortable conference room on the 4th floor.
Objective: To discuss the importance of pointless small talk.
Agenda:
- Introduction by the CEO
- Coffee machine maintenance
- Discussion of the weather
Attendees:
- Bob
- Jane
- John
- Manager
- Janitor
Notes:
The meeting began with a 5-minute introduction by the CEO, which was promptly met with 4 minutes of silence.
The coffee machine was declared "in good working order" despite 3 of its 5 buttons being broken.
The weather was deemed "too cold" and everyone agreed to turn up their thermostats.