At 9:00 AM sharp, John, Jane, and the Intern gathered around the conference table, each clutching their morning coffee and a desperate sense of purpose.
The meeting began with a 2-minute silence, during which everyone stared at their notes and wondered why they were here.
Next, Jane asked, "What's the point of this meeting?"
John replied, "We're discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything."
"Sounds great," said the Intern, "but can I just go grab a snack from the break room instead?"
After another 3 minutes of aimless discussion, it became clear that the meeting was, in fact, a waste of time.
As the clock struck 9:05 AM, the meeting adjourned, and everyone was free to go back to their regularly scheduled activities.