Redundant Meeting 5: The Saga Continues

After the previous meeting, we've come to a realization that we're all still here.

Next Steps:

Discuss the same topic again, but with more words
Make sure everyone is still on the same page (pun intended)
Decide on a color scheme that won't induce seizures
Establish a new meeting time that's still 3 hours long

Note to self: Bring more snacks

Go to Meeting 6

Action Items:

Finish the 300-page document on the importance of meetings
Develop a new font that's more readable for the near-sighted
Train a team of AI-powered meeting facilitators (in progress)
Host a meeting to discuss the progress of the above items

See Action Item 4

This meeting will not end. It will only grow.