Step 2: The Infinite Loop of Reiteration

Today, we're going to spend 4 hours rehashing the same points from yesterday's meeting. Don't worry, it's not a waste of time! We're just making sure everyone is on the same page... again.

Our fearless leader, Bob, will regurgitate the same presentation he's given for the past 3 meetings, and we'll all nod enthusiastically while pretending to take notes.

After that, we'll have 30 minutes of Q&A, where everyone will rephrase the same questions they asked last meeting, and Bob will reanswer them with a mixture of confidence and confusion.

Then, we'll break for lunch, where you can grab a stale sandwich and a lukewarm soda from the vending machine. Yay!

When we return, we'll have some exciting new material from our guest speaker, who's flown in from out of town to tell us about the importance of "synergy" and "disruption" and "thinking outside the box"... or not.

Stay tuned for more thrilling meetings! Click here for Step 3.