SOCK STANDARDS COMMITTEE
Standardizing the Unstandardized
As the world teeters on the brink of Sock-related chaos, our esteemed committee has gathered to codify the most pressing issues of our time.
Our current agenda includes:
- Resolution 1: Sock elasticity standards - 3:1 or less is the new 2:1
- Resolution 2: An end to the scourge of single-sock washing
- Resolution 3: The mandatory use of toe seams on all athletic socks
Subcommittee on Sock-related Fraternization
Chairman, Socky McSockface: Learn more about Chairman McSockface
Subcommittee on Sock-related Fraternization
Chairwoman, Socky McSockface Jr.: Learn more about Chairwoman McSockface