10:00 AM: Introduction to the Apocalypse

10:15 AM: The Art of Scavenging for Food in the Post-Apocalypse World

11:00 AM: Break: How to Findæk Water in a World Without Plumbing

11:20 AM: The Importance of Building a Functional Toilett in the Face of Certain Doom

12:15 PM: Lunch: Canned Goods and Radiation

12:45 PM: The Ethics of Killing Your Neighbor for Resources