Points of Interest:
1. Discussion of the meaning of life, or perhaps the meaninglessness of it.
2. Review of the minutes of the previous meeting, because who needs to actually attend the meetings?
3. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official meeting documents.
4. Introduce new, unnecessary jargon to confuse and intimidate attendees.
Action Item 1: Create a 20-page report on the history of the meeting schedule.