MTG-5: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome to Meeting 5, where the concept of time has lost all meaning. Click here to see how the next meeting will be just like this one, only longer.

Agenda

1. Discussion of last week's meeting
2. Introduction of new meeting minutes format
3. Unanimous agreement on the importance of meeting
4. Break for coffee
5. Discussion of who ate the last donut

And so the meeting continues, ad infinitum. Click here to see the thrilling conclusion.