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MTG 5: The Coffee Machine Conundrum
Welcome, esteemed members of MTG 5! This meeting has been called for the singular purpose of deciding whether or not to purchase a new coffee machine for the break room.

Current Machine Specifications:

The current machine, a trusty old Bunn, has been with us for years and has served us well. However, its brews are now a bit lackluster, and its coffee-to-crema ratio has been off for some time.

New Machine Specs

Financial Projections:

The new machine, while more expensive, would pay for itself in the long run by saving us from the current machine's frequent and expensive repairs. Plus, it would make our coffee taste better, which would boost productivity and employee morale.

Financial Breakdown

Employee Feedback:

Many of you have voiced your concerns about the new machine's sleek and shiny design. However, let us not forget that it is a machine, not a decorative piece for your office. Its sole purpose is to dispense the perfect cup of coffee.

Sour Grapes

Next Steps:

We will vote on purchasing the new machine at the next meeting. If we decide to purchase, it will be installed and training will be provided.

What's Next

Adjournment:

This meeting is now adjourned. You are free to grab a cup of coffee, or not.