Also known as the "Sisyphean Meeting of Sisyphus," MTG-5 is the meeting that just won't end. Despite the fact that everyone's been saying it for years, "We need to get this done by the end of the quarter," it just won't happen.
Meetings have been held for weeks, with attendees repeatedly saying, "I'll just take a few more minutes," only to have the clock strike 5 PM and everyone be like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, we're all going to have to come back tomorrow." And so it goes on, ad infinitum.
Stay tuned for more updates from the never-ending meeting.