Meeting Minutes:
Summary of Mtg-5: Because who needs a summary when you can read it all in excruciating detail?
Note: Items 4 and 6 were skipped because, why bother?
Special guest appearance by: The Coffee Machine, the only one who actually accomplished anything today
Mtg-6: Because We're Not Done Yet will reconvene in 5 minutes, or when someone remembers what we're talking about.