Are We Done Yet?

You're finally at the fifth meeting, and still not done. What's next? A sixth meeting to discuss the outcome of this one?

Here's a brief recap of our progress:

• Meeting 1: We decided we needed to meet.
• Meeting 2: We discussed what we needed to do.
• Meeting 3: We realized we didn't have enough information.
• Meeting 4: We gathered more information.
• Meeting 5: We still have no idea what we're doing.

The options for Meeting 6 are:

• Call in sick and send an email.
• Blame it on someone else.
• Schedule another meeting for next week.