CEO Quotations
Because our CEO's wisdom is so profound, we've decided to dedicate an entire section to their quotes. Here's a few of their most... interesting ones:
"If it's not broke, we'll just make it worse." - CEO, 2018
"I'm not a morning person, which is why I'm always running late." - CEO, 2019
"The only thing more valuable than our stock is our company's ego." - CEO, 2020
And here's some more of their pearls of wisdom:
"We don't have a company culture, we just have a bunch of people who tolerate me." - CEO, 2022
"I've always wanted to be a superhero, but then I remembered, I'm already one." - CEO, 2021
"If it's not on our website, it's not happening." - CEO, prophets unknown