CTO Break Ninja Training

Module 5: Redundant Meetings

Training Objectives

The objective of this training is to teach the art of holding meetings that are completely unnecessary, but still somehow unavoidable.

By the end of this module, students will be able to:

• Hold a meeting that lasts for exactly 2 hours and 45 minutes.
• Use exactly 17 different buzzwords in a single sentence.
• Convince 3 people that a meeting about nothing is actually very important.

Subtopics:

• Advanced Buzzwords
• Defending the Meeting
• Overcoming the Buzzword Block

Prerequisites

Prerequisites for this module include:

• Meeting 101: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Meeting 202: The Science of Sounding Important
• Meeting 303: The Philosophy of Pretending to Care