Meetings: Iteration 2 - How to Make the Smell Go Away

Subtitle: A Guide for the Desperate

Are you tired of meetings that make you question your life choices? Do you want to escape the clutches of your coworkers' inane ideas and stale air? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the steps to make the smell go away.

Step 1: Open a Window | Step 2: Flicker Your Tongue | Step 3: Breathe Deeply (Not That It Helps)

Step 1: Open a Window

Open a window in your conference room. Yes, it's that simple. A fresh breeze can make all the difference. Don't worry, it won't make the meeting more productive, but it'll make the smell slightly more bearable.

Step 2: Flicker Your Tongue

Flicker your tongue. It's a little-known fact that a quick flicker can dislodge any lingering particles of last week's TPS reports. Don't ask us how it works, it just does.

Step 3: Breathe Deeply (Not That It Helps)

Breathe deeply, but don't hold your breath. It's all about finding that delicate balance between oxygen intake and nostril preservation. We can't guarantee it'll work, but hey, it's worth a shot.