Welcome, meeting attendees, to Meeting 5: The Loop of Loops. Today's agenda consists of discussing the same topic for exactly 17 minutes, then repeating the entire meeting for the next 4 hours and 22 minutes.
We will begin with the same presentation we had in Meeting 4, and then continue with the same Q&A session from Meeting 3. After that, we'll have the same break as in Meeting 2, followed by the same discussion on the same topic from Meeting 1. And then... well, you get the idea.
For those of you who are feeling particularly adventurous, there is a special bonus agenda item that involves re-watching the same 10-minute video from Meeting 2, but this time with the volume turned up to 11.
Don't worry, we'll take a 5-minute break to stretch our legs and re-arrange the conference chairs into a different configuration.
And then, we'll do it all again.
See you all on the other side of the loop!