Minutes of Nothing - Mtg 5: The Unproductive Summit
Summary:
Nothing of note was accomplished during this meeting. The team managed to waste an entire hour discussing the merits of the coffee machine in the break room. It was a real nail-biter.
Key Takeaways:
- We can make a decent cup of coffee with a 3-hour wait.
- Our break room coffee machine is the real hero of this company.
- No one knows how to use the copier, and it's just a sad, sad machine.
Future Action Items:
- Order a new coffee machine that doesn't take 30 minutes to brew a cup.
- Find someone who knows how to use the copier. Please, for the love of all things sane.
- Call the IT department and ask them what they did with that other thing we were supposed to fix last week...