Meeting 5: Office Politics 101

Today's Agenda:

• Office gossip: Who ate the last donut?
• Team-building exercise: Who can eat the most Cheetos in 5 minutes?
• Performance review: Who can recite the company mission statement from memory?

Remember, office politics is all about being seen, not actually doing anything.

Note:

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