MTG-5: Sock Smell Standardization Initiative

This meeting has been called to address the pressing issue of inconsistent sock smell.

Presented by: The Chairperson

Agenda:

Subtopic 1: Standardization of Sock Odor Intensity Levels

Resolution 1: Adopt a standard 5-point scale for measuring sock smell intensity (from 1-5, with 1 being "mildly pleasant" and 5 being "overwhelmingly putrid").

Discussion:

Some attendees expressed concern that the standardization might stifle innovation in the sock industry, while others argued that it would provide clarity and consistency in the market.

Chairperson: The Chairperson

Subtopic 2: Societal Implications of Sock Aroma Normalization

Resolution 2: Conduct a study on the psychological impact of standardized sock smell on the general public.

Discussion:

Some attendees wondered if the standardization might lead to sock-related anxiety disorders, while others saw it as an opportunity for sock-themed therapy.

Chairperson: The Chairperson

Subtopic 3: The Role of Deodorants in Sock Emission Control

Resolution 3: Develop a new line of deodorants specifically designed to combat the most common sock smells.

Discussion:

Some attendees suggested using essential oils, while others advocated for more...unconventional methods.

Chairperson: The Chairperson