The Utterly Inessential Agenda Item 5

Today's agenda is brought to you by the committee of redundant meetings committee.

Item 1: Discuss the merits of discussing the merits of discussing the merits of... paradoxical agenda

Item 2: Talk about talking about talking about talking about... eternal loop discussion

Item 3: Consider considering considering reconsidering the current meeting schedule. Meeting Time Optimization

Item 4: Rehash the rehashing of the rehashed meeting minutes from meeting 4. Rehash Minutes

Item 5: Discuss the importance of not discussing anything of importance. Pointless Discussion