Meeting 5: The One Prophets Don't Attend

Today we're going to talk about something that's been on everyone's mind: meetings that nobody wants to be in. But not just any meeting, the ones where the prophets themselves refuse to show up.

It started with the Great Prophet, who was too busy predicting the end of the world to care about our meeting schedules.

The Great Prophet had a vision: "We shall all burn in fire and brimstone, and the meeting minutes will be lost forever!"

• Prophet 2: The one with the minimalist prophecy
• Prophet 3: The one with the prophecies that never came true
• Prophet 4: prophets who just really liked being at home, playing video games all day

We'll never forget the time Prophet 2 said, "I'm not coming, I've got 1000 years of nothing to do but sit in the desert and wait for the apocalypse."

We'll never forget the time Prophet 3 was wrong, again. And again. And again.

And Prophet 4 just sent a nice "I'm not coming" email with a cat picture and a "I'm not a morning person" note.

Why Not Attend? Prophet 2 Explanation

Prophet 2's Subpage

Prophet 2's minimalist approach to prophecy was admirable. "I'll just write 10 words and call it a day," he said.

Prophet 3 Explanation Prophet 4 Explanation Prophet 5 Explanation