When can we have donuts?
You know, for the sake of productivity, we need to schedule our donut breaks in advance. I mean, who needs actual productivity when you have donuts, am I right?
We can have donuts at the usual time: donut break schedule is available upon request.
Or, if you're feeling extra motivated, you can try to sneak some donuts in during the "strategic planning" session. Stealth Donut-ing is a thing, right?