Who Bought the Last of the Remaining Coffee?
It's a question that has plagued the halls of MTG 5 for months. The coffee machine, once a reliable source of caffeine for our team, has been drained to its last drop.
As the meeting attendees trudged in, bleary-eyed and zombie-like, they were met with a scene of utter chaos. The conference room, once a sanctuary of productivity, had been transformed into a war zone.
The culprit, a lone and nefarious individual known only as "John," stood accused of the crime of the century. His motives, like the coffee machine itself, were shrouded in mystery.