The Great Toaster Massacre
It's a travesty. A catastrophe. A travesty of epic proportions.
The last of the remaining toasters, lovingly crafted by the finest artisanal toastersmiths, was callously discarded in the break room of the 4th floor.
We are still trying to determine the identity of the perpetrator, but witnesses report seeing a suspicious character lurking in the area with a suspiciously large collection of burnt offerings.
If you have any information regarding this dastardly crime, please email us.