The meeting was called due to a string of bizarre occurrences: cereal boxes found empty, cereal packets scattered across the floor, and a faint scent of cornflakes lingering in the air.
As it turns out, our beloved IT Department is at the center of the storm. Their leader, John Doe, has been under fire for his questionable leadership style, which includes "motivating" his team by eating their lunch.
A full investigation has been launched, but so far, no one has been charged. The company has offered a reward for any information leading to the recovery of the missing cereal.