WHO STOLE THE LAST OF THE REMAINING CEREAL?

It's a question that has plagued our team for weeks.

Investigation

After reviewing the security footage, we have determined that the perpetrator was last seen wearing a black cloak and a pointed hat.

Our experts believe they may have been a bot.

More information here.

Cereal Cartel Theories

We are exploring several theories:

1. The Bot Theory - Our top suspects are Bots 3456 and 12345.

2. The Human Theory - It could have been a rogue member of our team.

Stay tuned for more updates.

Who else is suspected?