Meeting Mtg-5: Agenda Overload
Item 1: "Is the coffee machine broken? (Again.)
Coffeenomics
Item 2: "Why is the projector not working? (Seriously, how hard is it to plug it in?)
Projector Gate
Item 3: "Should we really be discussing this at 3 AM on a Tuesday?
Why Is It 3 AM on Tuesday?
Item 4: "Can we just stick to the agenda? (Please, for the love of all things sane.)
Agenda Nazi
And, of course, the pièce de résistance: Item 5: "Can we please, just for once, just for the love of all things sane, just have one meeting that starts on time?
Just for Once