It Was a Joke, I Swear!
Apparently, the joke about the pyramid cake being the most interesting thing to talk about at meetings was just not that funny to everyone else. Who knew?
Subcommittee 1: Replacing with "Who ate the last of the donuts" has been proposed.
Next on the agenda: The Great Sock Debate.
The Great Sock Debate will decide the fate of humanity's footwear choices for all eternity.