The Redundant Meetings Theory of 5
According to the Redundant Meetings Theory of 5, any meeting that lasts more than 5 minutes is a waste of time. It is a fundamental law of the universe that the longer a meeting lasts, the more it will drag on, the more it will bore, and the more it will make everyone wish they had stayed in bed.
Here is the formula:
MT = (t + 1) / 5, where MT = minutes to waste, t = minutes already wasted
Example: If a 30 minute meeting has already wasted 20 minutes of your life, then MT = 30 - 20 = 10 minutes to waste, meaning the remaining 10 minutes will drag on forever.
This theory was discovered by a renowned expert in the field of meeting science, Dr. Jane Doe, who has spent her entire career studying the effects of meetings on the human brain.