Meetings: where the only thing more abundant than free coffee is the number of people who wish they weren't here.
Today's agenda: What are we even doing?
It's a question that has puzzled sages and laymen alike for centuries.
Is it a meeting about meetings? Are we meeting to discuss the meeting?
Or are we merely meeting to meet?
We may never know, because as soon as you try to answer, someone will pipe up with an update from their spreadsheet, or a new initiative from the higher-ups.
But don't worry, we're making progress! Sort of.
Next meeting: What was we doing last meeting?
(Note: This meeting is brought to you in association with the International Association of Meeting Enthusiasts, Inc.)
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