This meeting is brought to you by the power of creative thinking, or lack thereof.
We will be brainstorming ideas for our new product line, but don't worry, we'll just make something up and hope it sticks.
- Make a thing that's a thing, but not really a thing.
- Call it a 'thing' and charge people money for it.
- Use a lot of buzzwords, like 'synergy' and 'disrupt the paradigm'.
- Get a focus group to tell us it's a good idea.
- Fire the focus group for asking too many questions.
Any additional ideas are welcome, but let's be real, they'll probably get lost in the shuffle.