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Minute Pauses: The Most Exciting Subtopic of Redundant Meetings

Welcome to Minute Pauses, where the most crucial 5 minutes of your day are spent deciding what to order for lunch prophets

Here's the agenda for today's meeting:

Discussion leader, Bob, has been tasked with leading the discussion on the most important question of the day: pizza or sandwiches?

Bob: "I say we get pizza, it's always a crowd-pleaser. But have you seen the prices of sandwiches lately?"

Jane: "I think we should get sandwiches, it's more filling and less messy."

John: "Can we just get both? And a few donuts for good measure?"

Accusations are flying, and tempers are short. It's time to get to the bottom of the donut mystery.

Jane: "I didn't eat it, I swear! I'm a vegetarian."

John: "I'm pretty sure I saw you with a powdered sugar mustache yesterday morning."

Bob: "I'll take a lie detector test, if it'll help clear my name."

Some of you are already feeling the effects of the caffeine drought. But is it too soon to get the brewin' started?

Jane: "I say we start it now. I need my morning buzz."

John: "Can we just wait till 10 AM? My stomach's still doing somersaults."

Bob: "I'll start it, but if we run out of coffee beans, I'm blaming you."

Stay tuned for more exciting subtopics and decisions from this meeting!