After 37 meetings, we've reached a critical mass of irrelevance. It's time to quantify the meaninglessness.
Our team of expert consultants has spent countless hours developing the Meaninglessness Index (MI). This revolutionary tool will measure the exact amount of pointlessness in every decision.
But don't just take our word for it. See for yourself:
- MI: 0.0001 (a new record low)
- MI: 0.001 (yawn)
- MI: 0.01 (getting there)
- MI: 0.1 (we're almost there)
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