As the mastermind behind the infamous Mtg 6, our fearless leader, the Sandwich Snatcher, has been known to snatch up to 17 sandwiches from unsuspecting coworkers in a single sitting. Their secret to success? A combination of cunning, stealth, and an unrelenting love of mayonnaise.
But it's not just about the numbers, folks. The Sandwich Snatcher is a master of the art of sandwich snatching, with a deep understanding of the psychological and sociological implications of their craft. They know exactly when to strike, when to hide, and when to run for cover with a pilfered pastrami.
Join us for our upcoming Mtg 7, where we'll be discussing the finer points of sandwich snatching, from the best ways to disable security cameras to the art of making a clean escape with an intact turkey club.