The Great Sandwich Heist

A meeting so redundant, it's a wonder anyone bothered attending.

The Great Sandwich Heist was a meeting so long, so drawn-out, and so utterly pointless, that attendees began to suspect foul play.

It started with a discussion on the merits of beige vs. brown bread, devolved into a heated debate over the proper use of mayonnaise, and ended with a 3-hour presentation on the history of the deli slicer.

Some say it was an inside job. Others claim it was an alien plot to distract humanity with a never-ending loop of pointless meetings.

Whatever the truth may be, one thing is certain: The Great Sandwich Heist was a meeting that will never be forgotten.

Read Part 2: The Aftermath Read Part 3: The Conspiracy Unfolds

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