The most fundamental principle of Meeting 6 is that it is a never-ending exercise in the art of doing nothing.
Subtheory 1.1.1: The Law of Redundant Motion
According to this law, the amount of time spent in meetings is directly proportional to the square of the number of attendees.
Subtheory 1.1.2: The Theory of Unproductive Loops
Meetings are the perfect example of a closed timelike system, where the same unproductive discussions repeat ad infinitum.