The Theory of Redundant Meetings: A Treatise on the Art of Doing Nothing
By Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Esq., Renowned Expert on the Art of Napping
Chapter 3.4: The Science of Scheduling Meetings to Never End
- Subtheory 3.4.1: The Meeting That Never Starts
- Subtheory 3.4.2: The Meeting That Never Ends
- Subtheory 3.4.3: The Meeting That's Just a Series of Meetings
As we all know, the art of doing nothing is a delicate dance of scheduling meetings that never actually happen. It's a delicate ballet of back-to-back-to-back meetings that somehow manage to never conclude. But fear not, dear reader, for Dr. Bottomsworth has cracked the code.
With her patented Bottomsworthian Method, you too can learn the secrets of scheduling meetings to never end. And by never end, we mean never actually start.