It is with great urgency that we address the heinous crime of the missing sandwich. Last seen in the break room, the sandwich in question was a majestic creation, with its delicate balance of meats, cheeses, and condiments.
Eyewitnesses report that the thief struck at 14:47, with some claiming they saw a suspect lurking around the coffee machine. Others speak of a suspiciously empty wrapper, discarded on the floor.
We have reason to believe that the perpetrator may have been acting alone, but we cannot rule out the possibility of an inside job. Further investigation is required, and all employees are encouraged to come forward with any information they may have.