It is a little-known fact that meetings had meetings long before the sandwich was even invented. In fact, it is said that the first meeting was so dull, so tedious, that it was decided that something, anything, needed to be eaten during it to make it slightly less painful.
Thus began the tradition of the pre-lunch meeting, and later, the meeting of the meeting of the sandwich. It was a time of great innovation and productivity, as attendees would discuss and decide on the most pressing matters, all while consuming copious amounts of turkey and cheese.
But little did we know, it was all just a ploy to get us to eat more meetings. "Meetings are the new lunch," they said.
Read on to discover what happened after the meeting of the meeting of the meeting of the meeting...