Minute 200: Where The Meeting Went Off The Rails

We're not even going to pretend like this meeting didn't happen. Here are the notes:

• Someone said "I'm on my way to the bathroom, I'll be right back." And they meant it.
• We spent exactly 17 minutes discussing the meaning of "synergy" in 5 different ways.
• Someone's stapler was moved. We don't know why.

Also, we're going to table item 5 until next meeting.

Next meeting: Where we pretend to care.