TL;DR: We Spent the Entire Meeting Discussing the Definition of "Meeting"
It turns out, the purpose of Mtg 7 was to figure out if Mtg 7 was actually a meeting or not.
The answer, much like the universe, remains uncertain.
However, it's clear that Mtg 7 was, in fact, a meeting, because we all wore name tags and had a meeting room with a table.
But, did we really discuss anything of substance? Nope.