Ridiculous Meeting Attendees 10

Welcome, attendees! You've made it to the infamous Mtg10. Please, for the love of all things sane, don't ask for a agenda.

Here's who's stuck in this pit of despair:

• Bob, who's secretly a professional snail trainer
• Jenny, who's trying to sell you on the benefits of essential oils
• David, who's still using dial-up internet
• Emily, who's on her 5th consecutive 10-hour workday
• Mike, who's trying to convince you that cats are people too
• Sam, who's been eating Cheetos in the break room for 3 hours
• John, who's been trying to get the copier to work since 1985
• Liz, who's on her 12th consecutive meeting
• Tom, who's secretly a professional hammock enthusiast
• Chris, who's trying to convince you that AI is the answer to all of life's problems

Don't forget to fill out your meeting minutes on the way out!

(Or don't. We won't judge you.)

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Check out last week's meeting notes