Meetings: Where Ideas Go to Die

Meetings of mtg10: Attendee 3

Welcome, poor soul, to the meeting of mtg10. You are attendee 3, which means you get to sit at the back of the room and wonder if anyone else remembers what they're doing here.

As you sit in your designated seat, surrounded by the faint scent of stale coffee and desperation, you realize that mtg10 is a meeting like any other. Except it's not.

Today, the topic of discussion is the color of the walls in the conference room. Yes, you heard that right. The walls.

Our fearless leader, Bob, stands at the front of the room, a vision of bureaucratic efficiency in his bright orange jumpsuit.

Bob: "Alright, everyone. Let's get down to business. Who's got some thoughts on the color of the walls?"

Attendee 1: "Uh, I think they should be... beige?"

Bob: "Beige? Beige? Beige is not a color of action, people. We need something bold, something eye-catching."

Attendee 2: "I say we go with lime green. It's fun, it's vibrant, it's... um, it's also the color of moldy cheese."

Attendee 3 (that's you!): *silence*

As the meeting drags on, the discussion grows more and more absurd, until it's clear that no one has any real ideas about the color of the walls.

But don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to think about it, because this meeting has been going on for hours, and there's still 3 hours to go.

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Meeting Minutes | Meeting Decisions

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