John "The Scapegoat" Doe
Blamed for the meeting's existence, and now blamed for everything else.
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Jane "The Note-taker" Smith
Writing down every minute detail, and then promptly losing it.
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Bob "The Coffee Machine" Johnson
Providing the caffeine that keeps us awake, but not the ideas.
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Mike "The Guy Who Just Walked In" Brown
Here for 30 seconds, then gone for 3 months.
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Emily "The Idea Generator" Lee
Suddenly shouting "WE SHOULD DO THIS" and walking out.
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David "The Person Who Was Supposed To Be There" Patel
Called in sick, but actually just playing video games.
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