Redundant Meetings: mtg11-bullet-point-kludge

Bullet Point Extravaganza

Welcome to mtg11-bullet-point-kludge, where the art of meeting-iness is taken to new heights. Here's the agenda:

• • Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing this very agenda.
• • Item 2: Debate the merits of bullet points as a meeting facilitation tool.
• • Item 3: Decide which shade of beige is the most aesthetically pleasing for the meeting room walls.
• • Item 4: Establish a strict 2-hour time limit for each agenda item.
• • Item 5: Nominate a meeting facilitator who will lead the discussion with an iron fist.
• • Item 6: Decide on the optimal number of breaks for optimal productivity.
• • Item 7: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

And that's the agenda for today. Don't forget to bring your lunch and your sense of humor.