Meeting of the Damned: Agenda for mtg11
Today's meeting will be a real nail-biter. Topics include but not limited to: the meaning of life, the futility of work, and the best way to get coffee.
Agenda:
- 9:00 - Introduction to existential crisis management
- 9:15 - Coffee machine maintenance and repair
- 10:00 - Break - free time for existential wandering
- 10:30 - The ethics of microwaving fish in the office
- 11:15 - Break - free time for existential crisis management
- 11:30 - The meaning of 'I'm not sure I have a purpose'
- 12:30 - Lunch - catered by the soulless corporate cafeteria
- 13:30 - The art of pretending to be interested while secretly scrolling through cat videos
- 14:15 - Break - free time for existential crisis management
- 14:30 - The importance of maintaining a healthy work-life balance (or not)
Please arrive early and prepared for the existential horrors that await you.
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