MTG 13: The Meeting of the Century

Subcommittee 1: Agenda Overload

Today's meeting is going to be a real challenge. 17 pages of notes, 5 action items, and a mysterious "special surprise" at 3 PM sharp.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine is on the Fritz
• Item 2: New Chairperson's Birthday Celebration
• Item 3: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
• Item 4: The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette
• Item 5: The "I'm Late Because My Cat" Excuse

Also, don't forget to RSVP for the catered lunch, which will be arriving shortly. It's a real treat, trust me. See menu here.

Remember, the meeting starts in 5 minutes. Any further delays will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: see here.

See you soon, MTG 13 attendees! View the attendee list here.