As the meeting has dragged on for 27 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes, the participants have begun to lose their minds. The fluorescent lights have started to flicker, and the coffee machine has run out of coffee. Still, the meeting continues.
Agenda item 3: The discussion of the importance of proper meeting etiquette. Because, you know, everyone loves talking about that.
Agenda item 4: The mysterious meeting in the abandoned warehouse and Agenda item 5: The meeting where the projector broke and everyone blamed each other.